hi, I'm Satan and if you cross me I will burn you in an eternal hell hotter than the birth of the universe. oh and I like turtles sooo there is a big hydraturt in hell (multiheaded turtle) who will rip you to tiny bloody shards...and you're immortal in hell so you can't die again. oh yeah, and there is no heaven only a nicer hell. (basically like the underworld and good people just get a nice place to stay forever and warriors go to Valhalla) oh yeah anyone who watches anime goes to hell and all the other bad stuff you can do, I just added the "you watch anime you go hell" cuz I don't like anime and now everyone who watches it goes to hell, so I'll wait here...play super auto pets...yeah...I'm bored so I made this about me thing...I hate anime.